Bouncing Run

I run in boxer briefs, because the flapping of my genitals and the potential chafing of my testicles against my thighs can get painful and raw. (Yes, I ran in boxers for a while, and no, it was not good times at higher speeds.) Cinch the waist a little higher than normal and I'm good to go.

The reason I mention this is because as I was running today, I passed a female runner with disproportionately large breasts. Normally, I'll either have contacts or my glasses on when I run, but sometimes, I just go "blind," and avoid all the blobs running towards me. This, however, even a blind man could see. She was wearing a long-sleeved t-shirt three sizes too large. No doubt this trick she uses every day to hide her ample bosom. However, when your breasts are that large, no sports bra can hold them in place. They bounced from about clavicle level to around her belly button. Is there anything you can do at that point? Wrap a sports bandage around and hope for the best? Hold them with your hands?

Yes, I got a cheap thrill (I am a guy), but I also felt bad for her. She wasn't running that fast; it'd probably be excruciating to do so. It was a slow jog, but even so, she looked as if she'd knock herself out at any second. Given how young she looked, I guessed she was a high schooler (and how much must it suck to go through high school with large breasts? Males are basically walking hormones). They were probably real (and if she's a teenager with implants, god help her). So many women pop in implants to achieve a larger chest, but I can't help but wonder if she wished she were flat chested, just so she could go for a run and actually run for once.