Car Trouble

I saw a Lexus today. However, it was not one tone, it was not two tone, it was three toned. The top and roof was black, the bottom was green, and the rear bumper was yellow. Yes, I have to assume the mockery of a car was a Lexus, due to the insignia centered on the back of the trunk, the encircled L.

Now, I'm no car buff. If cars were giant mecha, I'd be all about them (and would probably have become a mechanical engineer to fix them). But wheeled conveyances just don't do it for me. This means there are one of two main possibilities. First, this was a Lexus, and he (had to be a he, no woman is this stupid) actually went ahead and modified it with all sorts of colors and mistakes. If you're going to mod a car, you better be doing some sort of performance mod. I respect performance mods, you're trying to make a better machine. I can accept if you're adding performance plus aesthetic mods. But this is a Lexus, and there's not much reason for modding it. You want to do that? Buy a cheaper car and use the money you saved for additions. No, these aesthetic mods were ridiculous.

But in a way, it's almost understandable. No, I take that back. I cannot defend this, except in light of situation two. If the man purchased a Lexus insignia and slapped it on the back of a different make of car, I must castrate him, for he is far too stupid to procreate. It's one thing to badge non-R-type cars with the red R. It's another thing to horrendously mod a car and make people think it is a Lexus. Who are you trying to fool, and why couldn't you have figured out a better way to do this? Freaking idiot.