Load Bearing

My standard kit/loadout whenever I leave the apartment:

Armor: Undershirt, underwear, overshirt, pants, socks, shoes. Type of overshirt, pants and shoes will depend on mission.

Visual Augmentation: glasses or contacts, dependent on mission.

Equipment: Wallet with money, various identification information, credit cards; cell phone; carabiner with house keys, car keys, office keys, thumb drive.

I've carried the same carabiner for the past 4 years now, a red jobby with "University of Maryland School of Law" etched onto it. It also warns me it is not for climbing use. It has served me well, and serves to remind me of my past. So, I went and bought a new one, which carries the warning "Not Load Bearing." This is perfect, as I, too, am also not load-bearing. I crack under pressure.