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Asking pregnant women how they got pregnant, and the intricacies of the process, is more funny than you would expect. However, this takes a certain type of person, both asking and answering, for it to work. Otherwise, I just get slapped. Kudos go out to A.L. And compared to the rest of
If you use instant messenger in a classroom and you aren’t sitting in the back row, make sure that the person you are typing to does not type inappropriate messages in bold, twenty-four point font. Even better, make sure I can’t read the words “PENIS” and “ANAL LEAKAGE” off your screen.
Blank stares can often be mistaken for poor math skills. Really, it’s just me wondering how I’m going to complete my financial transaction when you didn’t notice on the deposit slip where I asked for cash back.
Maybe it’s just the grease, but pork plus seafood equals gooey goodness. Or, maybe its just the bacon, plus filler to make you think there is more bacon. I am unsure, and will test this out many more times in the next few minutes.
If a man sits on your lap, you will not be able to get up because he is too heavy .If you are male, your center of gravity will be much too high to allow you to get up anyway. If the man outweighs you by a ten-year old, well. Is that excitement or violation I feel, K.C.? Tell me, oh please tell me.
The worst thing about moving your car is having to go back to class and realize that your day isn’t over. Each step is like stepping in mud.
Is there anyone out there both color-blind and tone deaf? Is their world dull and monotonal like a washed out thirties film? If they went to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, would they walk out before I did? Hell, I want to meet you, if you exist. I suspect that your world may actually be richer, more beautiful, than mine is, since you can filter out a fair amount of the extraneous, the incidental. Or, I could be completely wrong.
According to Professor The Chief, any claim I would make for patenting a Model T Ford would be denied, due to the simple fact it antedates me by at least eighty years. Still, come on now. I could be a mad scientist, really I could.
We tend to form irrational attachments to consistency, such as the same study carrel. These attachments, when denied, will manifest in ultra-violence, my favorite kind. Or, as R.M. was fond of telling us, “I’m going to kill that bitch.” Put the axe away fireman, there ain’t no one here to kill.
Wikipedia won’t be a reliable information source for a long time, if the following excerpt from the entry on nuclear energy is any indication: “Nuclear energy was discovered in 1942 by Spider-Man and the Hulk.” Please. The Hulk discovered gamma radiation, and Spider-Man was bitten by a radioactive spider. Get your facts straight. Also, keep in mind that Capitol Hill internet protocol addresses were banned for a time due to partisan infighting, id est changing articles of other congressmen to emphasize the seedier, licentious sides to their lives, or to outright lie cheat and steal.
I walked to school behind a woman in scrubs, likely a nursing student or a medical student. She sported rather unique tennis shoes; a spring, about as big as a hockey puck, coiled twice, separated the base of her heel from the rest of the shoe. She did not bounce down the street like some Tigger, but walked rather naturally. I missed the front door to the school following in her footsteps.
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